It isn’t from anybody’s country… Unless the Earth is hollow and inhabited by monsters and cavemen. Wait. IS the Earth hollow and inhabited by monsters and cavemen?
Of course, the Earth’s not hollow so there couldn’t be cavemen and monsters below us. Every intelligent person knows the Earth is flat, not spherical. Below us is simply a giant tortoise.
When did I go from being King of Facepalms, to logical and all-knowing?
Ummmmm…. When they meet the Field Marshal, he’ll say something dumb and Charlie will kick him in the shins! Oh wait, Ogg has her shoe. She’ll hit him with a pot!
Thanks, Frank! You’re right, of course. I need to work out a bit before attempting to reclaim my title… I’ll start small, with some puns maybe, then work up from there.
C’est une façon vraiment différente de voir les gens de mon pays!
* That is definitely a different way to see people from my country!
It isn’t from anybody’s country… Unless the Earth is hollow and inhabited by monsters and cavemen. Wait. IS the Earth hollow and inhabited by monsters and cavemen?
No.
That’s why the make good stories. And a could of MST3K episodes.
O.K., three.
> IS the Earth hollow and inhabited by monsters and cavemen?
The only explanation for the Deep State …
OHHHHH! That’s what they mean by the DEEP State! Now I get it! Thanks, Erik!
Of course, the Earth’s not hollow so there couldn’t be cavemen and monsters below us. Every intelligent person knows the Earth is flat, not spherical. Below us is simply a giant tortoise.
Maybe the Emperor is of Emperoring somewhere else. He may not want to explain about St. Helena.
Interesting story with Grog. Mind you, I’d assumed they meant Paris above ground, not Paris under the Sleeve.
And yet, I’m less scared of this voting incentive than last.
Your guesses are all 100% correct, Frank! And there’s no shame in being afraid of TWC Vote Incentives!
Who said I was ashamed?! Alice can be terrifying!
Or maybe the Emperor’s just not in the habit of meeting with random people who show up at the gate. Who does Philo think he is, anyway?
Wyvern knows all! (Usually), And, Yeah, who does Philo think he is, anyway: A British Aristocrat or something?
I wonder if the Field Marshal is going to wind up being the Engineer that dug the tunnel?
Yeah. That’s good idea. And logical too.
I guess it’s actually Thorin who knows all.
Sorry, Wyvern.
When did I go from being King of Facepalms, to logical and all-knowing?
Ummmmm…. When they meet the Field Marshal, he’ll say something dumb and Charlie will kick him in the shins! Oh wait, Ogg has her shoe. She’ll hit him with a pot!
Facepalm-worthy posts is a skill. You’ve been out of practice. You’ll get it back.
Thanks, Frank! You’re right, of course. I need to work out a bit before attempting to reclaim my title… I’ll start small, with some puns maybe, then work up from there.