Hard to get a good clean cut that way. You’ll end up with a pesky live fiancee blubbering all over you. Begging for mercy, apologizing, wheedling. Messy.
Can you imagine the surprise? How about the fury? How about the axe wielding or the angry glaring? These all may be relevant to your near future Mr Farthing…
What man wouldn’t once you realize as much as guys talk about being king of their castle. It is still customary for the guy to do all the asking, whether for the date, dance or her hand in marriage. Now tell me if you’re always the one asking are you the one in control? Hell no.
Maybe we’re not being fair to Philo here – perhaps he fully intended to be back in time for the wedding next week. After all, he’s taking the short cut instead of going all the way around the surface.
Like all pioneering explorers, Philo is limited by the misunderstandings of the science of his day. He was under the impression that the earth was hollow. Waitaminute…
IMO She has every right to be angry. Just not murder him angry.
How about threaten-to-murder-him angry?
Yeah just scare him stiff.
nah bruh, throw him off the side of the landing. He needs to feel the hurt and embarrassment that she was feeling at the moment
With that brother, who’ll need enemies? Don’t forget that the secret of good chopping is speed, Alice. Aim true, and the story is over!
Alice’s secret to good chopping is to hold up an ax menacingly, and then provide motivational exposition.
Hard to get a good clean cut that way. You’ll end up with a pesky live fiancee blubbering all over you. Begging for mercy, apologizing, wheedling. Messy.
Except that for whatever reason she seams bound and determined to marry him, even blubbering if need be.
Blubbering. That’s what this comic needs more of!
Can you imagine the surprise? How about the fury? How about the axe wielding or the angry glaring? These all may be relevant to your near future Mr Farthing…
“Near future” being the next page perhaps?
Well. SOMEone has a fear of commitment.
What man wouldn’t once you realize as much as guys talk about being king of their castle. It is still customary for the guy to do all the asking, whether for the date, dance or her hand in marriage. Now tell me if you’re always the one asking are you the one in control? Hell no.
Charlie, please, PLEASE! kick Roddy in the junk.
Junk. What would the Regency era equivalent of “junk” be?
‘Family jewels’ seems an appropriate term.
Thanks, Usererror41 🙂 Do you know if “Naughty Bits” gender-specific?
Maybe we’re not being fair to Philo here – perhaps he fully intended to be back in time for the wedding next week. After all, he’s taking the short cut instead of going all the way around the surface.
Well, I’m sure that driller can zoom right through Earth’s magma and molten iron core in no time.
Like all pioneering explorers, Philo is limited by the misunderstandings of the science of his day. He was under the impression that the earth was hollow. Waitaminute…
Are you implying the earth is not hollow? Heresy!
So, is the white dress and artifact of her “drawing a picture” in his mind?
Or her mind. Or the “camera’s” eye.