22 Responses to Prologue 5 | Page 79

  1. Two-A says:

    You know, I’m starting to think that he’s not stupid, he just needs eyeglasses.

    • NoneCallMeTim says:

      I’m starting to think that he doesn’t want to be replaced and so finds all sorts of unsuitable people to bring, hoping that eventually she will give up.

    • mvandinter says:

      I wonder if eyeglasses would cure my stupidity? I’m making an appointment with an eye doctor right away!

  2. Aslandus says:

    I guess in this lighting everyone has the same skintone… actually there wasn’t much variance to begin with, given that every character so far is upper-class European/English… and that weird turtle thing…

  3. wintermute says:

    Uh oh.. Is that Mrs. Wollstone? Oh, no!

    • mvandinter says:

      Don’t fret. Mrs. Wollstone (Charlotte & Alice’s mother) is safe and sound in Farthingshire 🙂

  4. Ed8 says:

    Actually, he should be very proud. Being a paragon is no small achievement. Most people work all their lives to become a paragon of their art, unique skill, or speciality and he’s achieved it! Bunglers, incompetents, and screw-ups will model themselves after him for centuries to come. Congratulations, Mr. Dult!

    • mvandinter says:

      I consider Ed8 (along with his various aliases) to be a paragon of Unearth commenters.

      P.S. He paid me to write that 😉

      • Ed8 says:

        Well worth every penny!

        (Now there needs to be a “paragon” tier on the Kickstarter for people who want be officially complimented by the author in the comments.)

        • mvandinter says:

          Done and Done.

          When setting your pledge amount, use the Coupon Code: DESPERATEPLEAFORATTENTION

          • Ed8 says:

            First kickstarter to overfund by 100,000%! After all, Twitster and Farcebook have already made billions off of people desperately pleading for attention. It’s a sure thing.

  5. davidbreslin101 says:

    I know that feeling. You’ve been kidnapped, you get a chance to make a run for it…. then one of your kidnappers says something so stupid you simply HAVE to stop and correct it for them.

  6. Guesticus says:

    “I’m also not a female”

  7. Wyvern says:

    … You’re going to milk this gag for all it’s worth, aren’t you?

  8. Wyvern says:

    Not literally, I hope. 😛
    (Given the circumstances, that’s not so far-fetched.)

    • mvandinter says:

      Don’t start giving me ideas. Seriously. You’ve already got me thinking of how to work a dead horse into the plot.

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