Any guesses as to what that contraption might be? The cleverest and/or funniest guess will be awarded naming rights.
So, it’s a week later, and here are the results:
There were too many great suggestions to pick a single winner:
- Future Marketing Award:
alurker for the Miracle Fat Blaster 2000™
- Weaponized Beverage Award:
BowenTheKotoc for the Auto Long Range Tea Dispenser (ALRTD) with Dual Nozzles
- Stating The Obvious Award:
Parnifia the Bastard
- Dead-On Accuracy Award & Fart Joke Award:
W. Murphy for a pressure assisted speaking tube
- Catchy Title Award:
mjarndt for the Double-Barreled Tea Trumpet.
- WTF Award:
davidbreslin101 for inflating flying pigs?
- Cringe-Worthiest Award:
LockeZ for his rudimentary mammogram device
- Overwrought Epethet Award:
CapnPanda for VATTHEHELL
- Most-Adorable Award:
Bob Kerns for the little teapot, short, with spouts.
- Cop-Out Winner-Picker Award: Mvandinter 😉