Does this count as a spoiler? Oh well. Too late now.

IN OTHER NEWS…
If you’re one of those people with an eye for detail, you might have noticed a few trivial changes to the website. It was entirely accidental. I had the admin dashboard up on my screen when I slipped on a banana peel and landed on my keyboard. “Crash!” “Bang!” “Clickity-click!” and you’re looking at the result.