If this story had anything to do with historical accuracy, Nappy would be “First Consul” at this point… But thankfully this story is totally implausible… historically or otherwise.
Actually, the Channel isn’t that deep, there is one place (the narrowest) where if you dropped Saint Paul’s Cathedral you would still see the dome at least
It’s not the depth (or lack thereof) that is the problem, but the current
(Obviously an alternate Napoleon: our Napoleon may have been a ruthless conqueror willing to spend the lives of his men like water, but he generally wasn’t in the habit of shooting annoying people in his drawing room. 🙂 )
The dim lighting may be fooling my eyes, but is Napoleon’s adviser dressed in British Army crimson? Why, the treacherous dog!
I’m afraid it’s just the color palette, although the “treacherous dog” angle might have been fun.
Wait, Nappy is only a General? O_o
If this story had anything to do with historical accuracy, Nappy would be “First Consul” at this point… But thankfully this story is totally implausible… historically or otherwise.
Crossing the English Channel on foot.
Step 1. Send your army back in time 460,000 years.
Step 2. Walk.
Step 3. Send your army forwards 460,000 years.
Potential complications: Those darn butterflies keep getting underfoot.
Trying to come up with an answer to that DOESN’T makes my head hurt 😉
Actually, the Channel isn’t that deep, there is one place (the narrowest) where if you dropped Saint Paul’s Cathedral you would still see the dome at least
It’s not the depth (or lack thereof) that is the problem, but the current
So, what you’re saying is that if Napoleon grew to Godzilla-size, he could easily wade across the channel?
If Napoleon grew to Godzilla size he would be free of his size-based insecurities and retires to a tropical island in peace.
Well, that wouldn’t be any fun. Couldn’t he crush London first, and then retire on a tropical island?
Freeze ray, of course. Big freeze ray.
(Obviously an alternate Napoleon: our Napoleon may have been a ruthless conqueror willing to spend the lives of his men like water, but he generally wasn’t in the habit of shooting annoying people in his drawing room. 🙂 )
Okay, Freeze Ray it is. I’m on it!
Nah, just turn his froggy men into frogmen and have them walk 😛
Frogmen? How about iron-helmeted diving suits with lead weights on their feet… like in “20,000 Under the Sea”?
It’s a giant cannon to shoot soldiers across the channel!
“unclick”… XD