Poison would best suit the occasion.
P.S. This hiatus is becoming a dangerous habit.
Best. Filler. Yet.
It’s filler, yet so in character too.
Wow. Maybe I should stop worrying about the story and just make this a comic strip, full stop.
You go, girl!
I really like Alice. She’s got style!
She’s a predator posing as a house pet. Or vice versa. Or neither.
world’s best hiatus
Thanks for the encouragement! Much appreciated in these woeful times.
Hiatus over. Get back to work!
Sadly, “work” is one of the reasons for the hiatus.
Hey, this hiatus contains cool stuff, unlike other webcomics that go completely offline. So, don’t worry, your loyal readers are here, and having fun with the filler stuff. You take care of real life, we’ll be here for Unearth when you can get back.
What if I’m on hiatus so long I lose track the story, and once everyone arrives in the underworld, all they do is walk around making meta references to dinosaurs and lava?
heh, given the twisted sense of humor of the author, that might happen anyway….
That. Would. Be. SO. AWESOME!
I mean, nothing’s better than meta, right? :p
Something Old – Lace
Something New – Dress
Something Borrowed – Axe
Something Blue – Poison Frog
So I Married an Axe Murderer
Philo’s going to end up being one of those nobles that while married ends up spending the family fortune on prostitutes, isn’t he..
Don’t go getting all excited about the possibility of prostitutes joining the cast. Can Can dancers, on the other hand…
Y’know, after a few years stranded in the Unearth, those Lizard Women start to look cuter and cuter. Just sayin’. Not that our hero is the sort to go for Lizardwoman Prostitutes.
Also, for all those of you new readers who now landed on this site after Googling the term “Lizardwoman Prostitutes” – Welcome to Unearth!
Everyone knows assault rifles are the best honeymoon tools
Submachine guns are better in close quarters.
By “get any bright ideas” does she mean the nuptial bed is to remain stone cold?? And, should Philo push for what any husband would expect after the wedding, she’ll go Lizzy Borden on him?
Pretty much. In fact, Ms. Borden appears to have already given her approval in the comments above. The comic’s current rating prohibits a more graphic description.
Unless it’s the other way around…
“If you think about running, just remember how good my throwing arm is”
If he’s still running away from her on their wedding night, he deserves the Ax!
More Hiatus! Please!
something old – any hiatus
something new – a really entertaining hiatus
something borrowed – guest artists for the hiatus
something blew – nothing at all during the hiatus. Wait, I didn’t spell it right. Who cares?
Something already blew… remember the engines?
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